With Savage Salvage

You are never alone

Company incorporated under Solar Law. Registered address: Savage Salvage, The Great Ice Plain, Europa

Employee of the year

Savage Salvage is pleased to announce that Alexa Bootle has been awarded employee of the year. Despite being a new mother, Alexa and her team have saved over 100 souls in the last year. Currently out on patrol, Alexa was unavailable for comment on her award but you can be sure that we will catch up with the brave mum on her return.

With Savage Salvage

You are never alone

New poow loos installed

We know how cold a trip to the bathroom can get at our base on the frozen moon Europa. That is why our new poow loos have all the mod cons - including heated seats. Enjoy!   

Employees Newsletter No. 107

Cyclones hit base

The new fleet of Cyclone alpha 2s are due to arrive at the base by the end of the lunar year. Replacing the old Rosalea V12, the new ships will have a longer range at higher speed. Mr Smith, CEO of Savage Salvage informed employees that these new ships underlined the company’s continuing commitment to saving lives in space.

Bot goes Botty

Engineers are today mystified by a find-it and plug-it bot that apparently went rogue. ‘The bot wasn’t doing much plugging from where I stood,’ said one eyewitness. ‘It was just carving its way through our hull.’  The company reminds employees to report any other instances of strange bot behaviour.

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